a cock block by proxy.
to cock block on behalf of a friend to maintain his anonymity.
"dude, some guy is hitting on that girl i like! i need you to prock block for me."
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The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..
similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.
Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.
Guy 2- Why?
Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.
Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.
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Using an object preventing from people getting in to a certain place, With out at least one way in. This phrase is commonly used in The Garry's Mod gamemode "DarkRP."
DAMN MINGEBAG IS PROP BLOCKING!
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A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"
Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!
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When you are on facebook (or any other chat service) and you say something while the other person is still typing.
1: I was talking to this girl on fb last night, and while she was typing I totallally type-blocked her
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'
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When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.
Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.
Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
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being blocked by wikipedia for "vandalizing" a page.
some of the members of the patd el-jay comm have been wiki-blocked for their multiple edits to panic!-related and non-panic!-related pages.
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