scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

lesbian pants

noun.

A FAIRY

*code name for a young girl unsure of her orientation but pretty much a lesbian . however, may become pregnant during the apocalyptic world war .

*also associated with lesbian pants parties, gay fathers, and orgies on 3rd floor bathrooms .

lesbian pants fit Gladys & Pat because they have a baby who is left to be eaten by dinosaurs out the window ?

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no pants thursday

the weekly movie played on thursday nights where there are no rules... except you are not permitted to wear pants.

"are you girls excited to crash no pants thursday or what"

"nick we're going to walmart on wednesday because i have to buy some artichokes and boxers for no pants thursday"

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tarantula pants

Tarantula pants is a penguin, who directs traffic with a life saver, like the ones in star wars.

"Look it's Tarantula Pants!"

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queer pants

1. A word commonly used by high school Freshmen to describe ones pants.

2. Another way to say that someone dresses gay.

1. Oh my figgen God, get away from me with your Queer Pants.

2. Ew! I wouldn't go out with you and your queer pants.

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cocky pants

cockypants: def 1. the pair of jeans a guy wears that he thinks he will get lucky in.

Tony put on his seal blue member's only jacket and cocky pants before picking up his date, Erica.

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mirth pants

an exclamation meaning just about anything.

mirthpants! my package has arrived!
mirthpants! the dog bit my leg and it's bleeding a lot!

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