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When you slide jelly into the open anus of a girl then suck it out using a straw like clearing water from a bath
Gave my girl the best jelly baff last night, strawberry flavour was on the menu
Be jealous.
- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.
(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)
Is damir who will jelly on anybody biscuit exspecially Amori
Shelley for the jelly will jelly on your biscuit
The act of smearing Jelly all over one’s shaft and “Jamming” it into someone rear end.
I was Jelly Jammin Erica last night and she got mad cause I used Grape jelly instead of Rasberry.
the vagina
I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!
Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!