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The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.
Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!
...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!
......................I haven't been layed in two years :(
You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring
A silver ring givin to Grant by a good friend of his. This ring has alot of value to Grant.
A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...
Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."