CORTLAND SUCKS

YOU EVER HAVE A CORTLAND THAT SUCKS?
YEAH CORTLAND SUCKS

god, cortland sucks

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suck a nut

to be gay, like Daniel Mullica.

Your mom won't let you stay out pass 8:00!!! That sucks a nut Daniel!

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Buck suck

An exclamation of surprise or anger. Usually directed at self, but in certain cases can be used on friends. When applied to oneself, it closely resembles the term "screwed" in usage.

Awww, u buck suck, what are u doing ?

-or-

I'm so buck suckded.

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punk suck

When a female bends a male over and pulls his dick back between his legs and gives him head.

Damm man I got punk sucked last night word.

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claudia sucks

Whenever someone blames you for something that you are too scared to explain you simply say Claudia sucks.

Mom: John! Why is my fine china broken?
John: Uh...well Claudia sucks.
Mom: I agree! Now i heard the new Harry Potter movie is out!
John: Oh boy!

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sucks to be you

Guys, it's just what it says.

"Man, my lawn mower exploded and the blade flew up into my face, totally ripping my skin off and ruining my life forever."


"Well, sucks to be you!"

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sucks to be you

It means your life fing sucks and thats really really sad i just dont want to say it to your face. so iam being polite and saying it just sucks to be you!

man , it sucks to be you !

You have no life , damn it sucks to be you!

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