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a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.
Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"
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A person who is a god in mortal form, they usually have the name Jamie. They have friends from all over the world and go to every epic event! Everyone wants to be top dawg but aren't as cool as the real top dawg (Jamie Gray).
Ted: Did you go to that mad shout last night Will?
Will: Nah g, was grounded - Jamie will have gone
Ted: Oh shit of course haha, I mean he is top dawg innit
Jack: I wanna be top dawg
Ted and Will: Shut up Jack only Jamie can be top dawg
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A very tall non square headed YouTuber way better than big fat sticky saggy old floppy manapusal 55 year old Jill Hudson.
Today I'm going to see twoti with top Shagger will
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Similar to a bell end. Someone who is a complete bell.
Matthew Alun Edwards is a bell top.
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the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.
Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.
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the flab that hangs over the top of low rider jeans on fat chicks.
"man that girl has more of a muffin top than dunkin donuts"
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Really hot girl. In the top 5 of hottest girls you’ll ever see
Guy: Excuse me ma’am, but I think you’re top 5
Woman: top 5?
Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!
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