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when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !
Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!
Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!
A vagina that’s out of this world.
Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!
Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.
Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.
If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.
When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.
Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.
Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)
When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.
Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!
A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!
The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.