i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

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I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

i love amar

i love my beautiful girlfriend amar and shes shes so amazing and literally the BEST girlfriend/ best friend in the world if you think youre lucky, youre not because im even luckier and im with the love of my life!!

amars smile is so cute. thats one reason why i love amar

Aebdeung-i

in english aebdeung-i (called in 앱등이)
In other word it calls Apple Fanboy
A derogatory expression used in Korea The etymology is apple inc + Diestrammena (애플 + 곱등이)
Cuz the people who use apple product are almost gamsung-chung(who just need design) and ho-gu(it means Schwein)
in addition some people make a noise in korea such as in post office...etc

A : i just bought mac book! and i paid 3,000,000won! apple is the most best ever gorgeous number one best...
B : you re aebdeung-i

A : apple is smart
B : fuck you aebdeung-i

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!