I cant believe you done this

A meme from the vine.

After betraying his tribe he was told by the other tribe's leader "I cant believe you done this"

I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.

I like the shit of your cock, kid.

I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

sis i...

sis i is when one desires to express distate for a current situation or to a person usually when drama is happening

"so the waiter comes with my food and the chicken is dry and forgot my drink as well and im just sitting here like sis i...."