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Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.

Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024


I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!

Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.

Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!

by minniecheatedfirst October 9, 2023

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I can respect that

When someone has the outmost respect for what youโ€™re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.

Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.

Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.

by HonestyisCurrency February 24, 2023

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I lost the game!

This game is something that started at a Jazz Band of a School.
The rule of the game is where if you know it, the game started.
Every time you get reminded by somebody about the game, you have to say that you lost the game.
Even though you just suddenly think about it, that includes it as a reminder.
You might want to spread this game to many people and start the trend.
And now that you also know this, THE GAME HAS BEGUN.

A friend that Knows The Game: Blah Blah Blah
You Who also Knows The Game: THE GAME.
Your friend: I LOST THE GAME!

by xmfl0731 November 19, 2020


i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017


Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024


I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

I ain't fucking reading of all that

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

by bhubhuh May 20, 2023