i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

I am dead OK

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

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I confirm that

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English

As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that

I.. am steve

Infamous hit punchline by the infamous Jack Black who stars the infamous Steve in the infamous movie trailer of the infamous A Minecraft Movie.

<Jack Black> I.. am steve.

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I nutted in a duck

What you say when you nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf