Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.
Oh I hang up first! !!!
pillow is cold on both sides tonight.
Have a good day stranger on the internet.
dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."
Itβs one someone is trying to say the dead
I am dead OK I was killed
1π 2π
Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English
As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that
Infamous hit punchline by the infamous Jack Black who stars the infamous Steve in the infamous movie trailer of the infamous A Minecraft Movie.
<Jack Black> I.. am steve.
29π -1π
What you say when you nutted in a duck
You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf