Amn’t I

Better version of aren’t I or am I not

Amn’t I funny?

I like em younger

As young as possible

“I like em younger. As young as possible.”

i shiggled

when you laugh so hard you shit a little

i shiggled my pants

I respect it

I respect it

“Oi bro I respect it”

I love women

You love a woman, we all do.

Me: Woahh... i love women
Kyle: But you.. can't be gay.
Me: Does it look like i care.

i sassy u

That is one of the worst things to say it means having a small di*k

someone-say I sassy u

other person-I sassy u

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”