Round Boi

Round Boi refers to an object/ living being/ or fictional character/species that possesses roundness, usually used similar to long boi, with haha preceding it
It mostly refers to the pokemon Wooloo, because of its roundness

Hey, did you hear about the new pokemon Wooloo?
haha round boi!!

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Ground-Round

When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.

I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.

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Round Up

Round Up is the weekend after Spring Break consisting of continuous parties by the frats of the University of Texas at Austin. All the sorority girls wear a clusterfuck of matching neon, all the other girls who never party go out just for the hell of it (or for their favorite rappers circa middle school), all the frat boys are drunk for 72 hours straight, and all the other guys are either a) so desperate to party that they pay for an overprices wristband or b) they sit inside their room watching Step Brothers.

In between the week of Spring Break and Round Up, zero fucks will be given for school.

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Wife Rounding

"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.

Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.

Champion's Round

A noun describing the round that will determine who is the best player in a video game be it Super Smash Bros. Rocket League, or any competitive game. The winner of the Champion's Round is the champion for the day and gets bragging rights.

John: "Time for the Champion's Round, monos. Prepare to get whooped."
Anthony: "Ok."

*After the Champion's Round*

Anthony: "I beat you, John! I am the champion."
John: "Whatever, you know I could've whooped your butt if I was actually skilled at video games."

round eater

A person who consumes their food in a circular fashion only eating one thing at a time.

Dude, seriously don't be a round eater, it all ends up in your stomach anyway.

Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.

I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.