The creamy Motley Crue guitarist who's a little boring and a little ugly but you'll probably still find him strangely attractive anyway. (unconventionally attractive???) Anyway he's really creamy.
Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of Motley Crue?
Girl 2: Mick Mars!! He's so creamy!
Tall white man that loves big black cock
Can I have a Dixie mick with chips
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Something that is most likely not going to happen.
Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"
loves a beer and rapping. also doesn't mind a good buggering from the local drunk gilboo.
Mick is a nice guy who smiles a lot; he got a lot of friends and fans. For me, he got the cutest and purest smile ever. His haircut fits him perfectly.
A social butterfly who everyone likes. Mick is tall, and I guess it ran in the gene. His name is similar to Mickey Mouse, which is why he likes Mickey so much. Not a cat guy. He's more into dogs.
He's going to be a great actor, and I can't wait to see his movies!
"He is the most handsome guy I've known, the one with the fondest smile, famous yet so humble, He's Mick Metas."
Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
Dude 69: Hey dudes lets watch frick and morty!
Dude 420: No i like mick and rorty R-tard!
When you have a retarded co-worker that continuously shouts OH YEAH so much that it gets stuck in your head. Then when having sex with ur partner as you cum you shout OH YEAH with the same retarded face. While the retarded co-worker is breathing heavy out side the window like a rapist at wiggles concert.
All the boys laughed at me at work caus I admitted I did the dirty mick last night
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