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The master of kung fu, known for his "silencer" technique. Hailed by ninjas and fanboys alike, he fights for freedom, justice, and the american way
Is it a bird? no its a plane! no, its Saint Fu!
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Welcome to Saint Johnsbury, where the 1800s are just getting started! Saint Johnsbury is most famous for somehow destroying all businesses that are stupid enough to build there, as well as eating the dignity of all its residents. It also contains a ridiculous excuse for a high school where the retarded redneck kids do their heroin binges on their Ford tailgates to forget about the fact that they live in such an armpit. Your trip to Saint Johnsbury also includes an odd smell that people swear is "just the river". The whole city is infested with aging hippies, wiggers and senile old people that all have a heroin or crack addict or some sort. Maybe the worse thing about Saint Johnsbury is it's retarded street system that was probably planned by a seven year old. Or maybe its the fact that the people of this town do not believe in personal hygiene, or the upkeep of their homes. This town is defiantly a waste of your time, unless you want something to laugh about.
Guy thinks to himself: Haha, Driving through Saint Johnsbury really made me feel better about myself. sweet.
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noun.
A typically popular figure or 'celebrity' within the Roman Catholic religion who has been granted fast-tracked or expedited 'sainthood' by the Vatican.
The recent practice of producing and promoting 'instant saints' reveals the intention of the RC Church to maintain some form of relevance within a celebrity-obsessed and mediated culture, by abandoning its traditional practice of spending decades or even centuries of careful reflection, investigation and debate upon the worthiness or truth of an individual's potential 'saintliness', and instead proclaming a popular individual as a 'saint' mere months after his or her death while the media spotlight still burns brightly on that figure.
The phrase 'instant saint' is reminiscent of convenience food products such as 'instant rice' which is formulated to be cooked in a fraction of the time of traditional rice; and of 'instant stars', celebrities whose popularity was orchestrated by a big-budget marketing and promotional team instead of by submission to the trials of long-term public scrutiny.
A mere two years after his death, Pope John Paul II is likely to become the world's first instant saint, meaning that the Catholic Church believes it has irrefutable proof he has performed at least two miracles. Not just great works, but actual fucking miracles. We're talking loaves and fishes, walking on water, heavy shit like that, folks! Cue the Twilight Zone theme song.
If Mother Teresa had performed one more magic trick, she'd have been an instant saint, too. Instead she'll have to settle for beatification. This means that in saintly terms she's a bit of a pussy. (At least until one more zealot comes forward and claims to have been 'healed' of cancer by magic beams of light emanating from a photo of the wrinkly little, blue striped towel-wearing troll.)
In an age of instant saints, sainthood just ain't what it used to be. - Saint Joan of Arc
Instant saint? Then what was with all those fucking arrows, you dickwads? - Saint Sebastian
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Is known biblically as the first pope, "The first stone to build his (God's) kingdom.."
The keeper of the gates (the keys) of heaven.
He was crucified upside down per his own request because he believed that he was not worthy to be crucified like Jesus. Consequently his cross is the inverted cross, which to some may be satanic. "Coincidentally," Jesus at one point does call Saint Peter "Satan" because "For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.” Matthew 16:23; here, there is a distinction between Lucifer and Satan.
He is syncretized with the Orisha Ogun in the Santería tradition.
Ogun is also associated with keys.
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Known to be an incredibly able Leader, with incredible skill in the art of Debating. Known to be ruthless in leadership of large organisations, and to punish those that annoy her to questionable standards. Is easily the best insulter in these lands and is a self apointed Saint after the successful campaigns she's run. If you know her, don't dare annoy her, or you won't wake up tommorrow. Seen commonly on the popular game called RuneScape.
The next best thing from the British Monarchy, it's our very own; Saint Jessica! The ultimate mixture of Satan and God.
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To be happy with your achievements despite coming second.
Cardiff with full of Saints Fans this weekend (17/5/03). Ok, they lost the cup, but they a party despite the miserable buggers from North London with faces as long as fuck knows what!
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1) Being perfect inside and out {v} 2) The act of confidence without ignorance {v} 3) Your ideal man, he loves you for everything you are as well as everything you are not. You do the same for him. Your love for him is unconditional. It is difficult to describe your feelings for him in words, but at the same time you could ramble on about him forever. Just the thought of him makes you wanna open Pandora, and create a station for Barry Manilow. He is beautiful. Anything you ever dreamt love to be is made 10 times better with his presence in your life. From the day you met him, every night when you look up at the sky the stars outline his face. He takes over all of your senses. You are the luckiest girl in the world, and there isn't one person in the world who wouldn't love to have a love like yours. {noun}
WARNING: Just as he is the best thing that walked into your life, he will also leave the biggest scar if he chooses to walk out.
1) Girl: "I can't help but to be falling in love with our philosophy professor, he's simply Arthur of the Saints."
2) Boy: "That new kid seems a little cocky, but he can back it up. I guess he is.." Girl: {interupts} "He is Arthur of the Saints." {walks off displeased}
3) Girl 1: "I'm exactly the type of girl I would make fun of in those lame love movies, the girl I said I would never be. I can't explain the way he makes me feel." Girl 2: "I don't understand, I guess I never will. Girl 1: "Don't say that. Everyone has their own Arthur of the Saints. It just so happens I found mine sooner than planned."