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A word that makes someone look as stupid as the person it was directed to. One is an idiot simply for using this word, and is even more of a moron for being offended by it. Everyone was a 'noob' at least once. Additionally,people who remain 'noobs' even after years of playing whatever game they happen to be a 'noob' at will certainly not believe or agree with the fact that they are a noob. Therefore, this word and all other variations are completely useless. Stop using this word.
"ROFL UR SUCH NOOB LOLOMEom932urjoimk ROFLL@!11!1"
Just don't. You look just as stupid.
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A word that once derived from "newbie." However, in the present the word has little to no meaning. Noob can be used as a dis for anyone at any time for anything. It's the nerd equivalent of calling someone a nigger. Basically, "noob" is the result of people with a lack of gaming skill who are so stupid, that they actually think that it is hard to play video games. These people, the idiots that they are, are profoundly insecure. Now here is the twist. THESE PEOPLE are the people that invented the word noob; yes, people who were so dumb that they actually thought that it was difficult to play video games, and were so stupid they were incapable of doing so. This lead them to believe that it actually took some measure of skill to play simple games like World of Warcraft, and insecure as they were, thus projected and assumed their stupidity onto everyone else.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
The Chosen Retard: You're a n00b!!! You just got pwnt!!
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
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Nerd talk for someone that has no life pretty much used by runescape nerds that are 25 years old and just sit around all day playing runescape. Pretty much if you use this word you are pretty much calling yourself a fucken homo thats 30 years old and plays world of warcraft or runescape.
30 year old runescaper:noob loolz omfg noob noob omfg i'l pone ur mom noob lolzzz noob omfg noob
10 year old kid:wtf ur like 40 years older then me
30 year old runescaper: omfg noob get a life
10 year old kid:umm dude im not 30 and playing runescape
30 year old runescaper *crys and runs away* then he calls in his nerd team and they just folow you around calling youa noob
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A word used by nerds or dorks to describe someone they think is a nerd or a dork, thus being the subject of such irony, I cannot even begin to describe it.
"what a noob."
"i know, he is such a dork"
"they are such dorks for calling people noobs."
"ohhh the irony."
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Someone new to something most commonly used with video games.
noobs spell noob like-newb or nub
poeple who are good spell it-noob or n00b
lets go pwn some noobs guys
the noob tried to cheat and got his sorry ass kicked off
stupid noobies
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In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.
In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.
In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
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