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Slang for receiving a blow job
I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.
Ian Harding is a champion in tonsil hokey. Lucy Hale know this.
I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.
When you yahtzee so hard you spackle a chick's tonsils.
Another way to say you should swallow semen. "You should really flush that tonsil stain down."
An enlarged, encapsulated tonsil in petrified cum from Ho-ing around.
Her Amy Nicole Tonsil is white and painful
Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”