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The best menthol cigarette anyone could have. Taste like pepermint, but not too overpowering.
Jim: I really need a cigarette!
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?
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a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.
"ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob "
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the way a person moves and dances during great performance. fly and smooth as butter . Amazing dance moves
Yo! Did you see his performance! Brothers moves were smooth as butter
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A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.
She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.
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n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
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A SMOOTH CRIMINAL