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January 19

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 19
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019

48πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


August 19

Ask out your crush 🀭and slap ass day😜

Hey it’s August 19th and you have a crush and your crush has an ass😏

by Kggviyfbh August 17, 2019

383πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


19 february

19 february
On this day the hottest and sexiest girl was born.

Boy:are you born in 19 february

Girl:yes,why?
Boy:because in this day the most beautiful girl was born

by yunii😜 November 24, 2019

67πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


19 november

National dance day. A day where you have to either dance a whole song with your best friend , crush , bf\gf or enemy.

Girl 1: Hey best friend wanna dance???
Girl 2: Yeah sure but why???
Girl 1: Because it’s national dance day 19 November

by MagicRubyMozdzen07 October 30, 2019

45πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


october 19

national sleep deprived hoe day

it’s october 19 and we are all sleep deprived hoes

by blythe fletcher October 17, 2019

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


April 19

My birthday is April 19th

On April 19th i’m having a birthday party!

by ugly ho April 15, 2019

312πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


19-0

What is on the front of the tee-shirts everybody in the Dominican Republic are wearing this winter.

Jose: hey Lupe, great tee babe, just like mine... 19-0!!!
Lupe: ya, and cheap too only 20 pesos, heard these things were going for $75 in Arizona...

by Skipf32 February 20, 2008

80πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž