Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

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Ketchup Sweat

The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.

Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"

(5 minutes later)

Waiter- "How does it taste...?"

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flop sweat

Nervous perspiration caused by a fear of failure before an audience.

The applause had been deafening on her entrance, but after ten minutes the air was heavy with "flop sweat".

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Onion Sweat

The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.

After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.

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ball sweat

Peculiar moistness on the underside of his sack

I left my boyfriends house and noticed that my chin was damp from his ballsweat.

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poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)

"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."

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Toast Sweat

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.

Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."