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You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Farnworth/ Newbury area where a compulsory 5 years of a teenagers life are wasted.
While strolling along the corridors of St James' you may come across some of the following paracites:
'Roadmen'- A reminder of what the failure of tomorrow's generation will look like. You will typically find a roadman trying to act 'hard' by showing off infront of his fellow roadman by taking (and dealing) drugs in F- Block Lavotories. A roadman's vocabulary is very small and not very complex, yet no one ever really knows how to reply. Their most used phrases are "what you sayin' ", "my G", and "ched".
Walking Wotsits- The lowest form of human being found on this planet. These are often shallow, pathetic creatures, attempting to be unique and special by acting drunk and/or high as a kite on a Friday night 'sesh'.
The slag- a girl who has her legs so wide apart she makes the channel tunnel look insignficant. They hang out with about a quarter of the school and always laugh/talk really loudly so everyone can see how oh so popular they are.
"Off to the shit hole tomorrow"
"St James's?"
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One of the most amazing cities on earth. St. Augustine is the oldest inhabited city in America, and regardless of what a lot of ignorant fools will tell you, you will have a blast and never want to leave. It is simply stunning, with beautiful beaches and so much more. It is probably the best city in Florida, and the ghost tour is amazing. All in all, it's just a stunning place to go, and there are so many things to do. You'll always want to come back, and you will never forget it.
St. Augustine is one of the most amazing places to exist.
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A city in the province of Newfoundland in the country of Canada. Is the capitol of Newfoundland
A city is found on a map of Canada. St. johns is the capitol so it should either have a bigger dot or a star.
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Is the town in Chicago suburbs that has everything you need to never leave. Where new buildings are always going up. Where we are all spoiled bitches and wanna-be-gangstas. But that is just some of us. St. Charles North and East high schools are the big rivals. The good old Charlestowne Mall where we all grew up at one point (where we went on a first date in middle school) AND just because you come from this hott town it doesnt mean you are spoiled rotten by daddy. Watch out Chicago you got some competition!
St. Charles North and East High Schools are full of designer purses and future abercrombie models.Thats what St. Charles is. Dont worry we all arent self absorbed. St. Charles
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1. Short for, Saint Mary's College of Maryland
2. The bad ass school on the river. We grow pot, we smoke pot, we eat pot, we live pot. Mardigreens and Hallowgreens are regularly used terms. If you've "lost it" your shoes WILL be hanging from a tree. On your birthday expect to get ponded. Buy your booze at Cooks and party hard at Monks or The Green Door. Public Safety officers are our best friends, especially when they are chasing us from The Point. We flock to the Keys for spring break and, when we return, we ride around naked on bicycles. We live in Rough House, Snow Hill, Rubbleheap, and Mt. Pleasant. Our hippies have perfected the art that is frisbee golf. On Easter we hunt for Natty Bo...not eggs. Say hello to Sunshine and Cowboy and then pop your collar bitches....you're in St Mary's.
3. And we have a climbing wall.
Q: "Oh, so you go to Mount St. Mary's?"
A: "Dude, no way! I go to St. Mary's. On the river."
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A place in Vermont where hicks, hippies and ex-crack addict wiggers with traces of mental retardation smoke meth and shoot up heroin out of complete and utter boredom. Besides the high, withdrawing is about the most fun you'll have in that shithole. They have a McDonald's, a school that demands its cock is sucked dry, a Chinese restaraunt only the owner's mother could love, and police that have nothing better to do but write tickets to people smoking cigarrettes. Everybody there wants to kill themselves and stuffs their body with heroin, nicotine and fast food to help move the process along. A town of faggots. It is New Englands unwiped asshole. Flush it down the toilet.
-New Yorker of Caucasian desecent: Man I sucked some dick in the St. Johnsbury McDonald's bathroom for some grade A heroin.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.
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Good city, only real hicks are in south Missouri. And were ranked like 2nd most dangerous city to live in. So im sick of hearin' how tough new yorkers are.
"I hear New Yorkers are tough."
"Pssh. No!"
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