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When someone is addicted to the Legend of Zelda franchise. When this occurs, the person cannot perform simple bodily functions ranging from respiring to defecating without a daily play time of any Legend of Zelda games. People who suffer from this addiction can suffer from several withdrawal symptons when trying to quit.
Person 1 - Hey Dude, what happened to James?
Person 2 - Oh dude, he got hooked on zelda... He's a total zelda addict. No one has seen him since, some say he moved to Japan to have the ultimate gaming experience. Other say he played so much that he's so obese that he cannot physically leave his room...
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A bright but scattered academic who spends a sizable chunk of time submitting defs to Urban Dictionary in vain hopes of having them published. An author who endeavors to assist others to become more conversant in the art of street slang.
Kim needs an intervention, and really is becoming a UD Addict.
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one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. The text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.
"They're such text addicts, they tm each other while having sex with each other."
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A man who doesn't think he is addicted to porn. However, he loves porn and cannot stop watching it.
Man! My friend Jonathan is a porn addict! He says he is not, but holy he watches the crap out of that porn. He almost broke the internet!
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Someone who very emotional, or more specifically, dramatic.
Sally: OMG yesterday my boyfriend dumped me for another girl! I'm SO FREAKING mad at him and I hate my self. Everything sucks. Life sucks. Its totally the end of the world and I'll never find anoth--
Christina: SALLY. SHUT. UP. You are being SUCH a drama addict.
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When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.
guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"
girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".
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Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
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