Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire
I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.
Just Apple's old EarPods except the wires are cut off, it has Bluetooth, and you have your AirPods! Just cut off the wires from your EarPods, Then, Bluetooth will be activated! Voila, you have AirPods! Oooh, Oooh! Turn'em into AirPods Pro by adding Eartips! Want AirPods Max? Glue'em onto Headphones, and your Headphones will become Wireless!
I won't define AirPods, You know what it is BRUH! I'll just fill in the damn requirements.
a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.
“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”
when someone takes your airpod
“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”
When a girl has two guys stick their cocks into her ears
“Hey John, wanna go airpod this girl with me?’
“Hell yeah Man, I love AirPoding! I call the left ear!”
imma catch a body
lookin really sussy
just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty
you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*
"airpod shotty, imma catch a body, looking real sussy, real sussy, real sussy