Not wiping after defacating.
I was late for work and out of toilet paper. I had no time to grab a new roll so I took an Alabama Shortcut.
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The act of fucking yo bitch at Mach 8 speed while spinning clockwise at a 90 degree angle
Kobi-Yo John last night was crazy! Me and my hoe did the Alabama Whirlwind and I almost broke my dick
John-Yo you probably broke your bitch
when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob
“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”
When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months
Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!
When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.
So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!
The loud sex that rednecks have in the state of Alabama, in which the whole family joins in to have some fun!
Guy from Atlanta: Damn! I can hear all that Alabama lovin’ from 100 miles away!