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The worst graphics and video quality you can find on the planet.

Hey I got an android
His friend: WHY WHY WHY

by Delicate food June 3, 2022


android

a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit

boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap

by android is shit November 6, 2019


Android

A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.

A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.

iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?

by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023


Android

A device that runs google's android os, or any apple device iPhone 7 and below

Me: Ayo cabron, i got a new iphone 7

My bro: nah, you be rocking an android foo

by Elmalotemon679 June 15, 2021


android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020


android oyun club

android oyun club is an epic website where you can download free apk for paid or free games with or without cheats.

mehmet: yoo ahmet why dont u play minecraft with me?
ahmet: aint gonna pay 50 liras for a mobile game
mehmet: you dont have to pay dude download apk from android oyun club

by caucasiansexhaver69 July 18, 2022


dirty android

1) The dirtiest of Androids; also know as a filthy Android

2) When your vibrator battery dies and you have to go manual

3) Sitting on a Pixel device while it’s vibrating

I broke a dirty Android and ended up with a virus.

by DirtyUrban June 27, 2019