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One who pretends they are not religious just to fit in with the hipsters at school. Usually brags about being an Atheist.
Sadie: OMG so like we were talking about religion in World History and people said that like God is REAL!!! Ugh they're so mainstream! God obviously doesn't exist like those people are like so mainstream and stupid. I'm different because I'm an Atheist.
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A person with no belief or faith in a higher being, or power.
<Atheist> It's cool you believe in god. I am an Atheist. (OBV.)
<Christian> Why don't you believe in god? Prove to me that there is no god...
<Atheist> Prove to me that there is no 12 Inch burning bear on your head wearing a Swastika, on a tightrope.
<Christian> Dick.
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A godless person who uses reason and science, rather than divinity, to explain his beliefs. Not to be confused with agnostics. These people can be identified either by how much they know about science, or by how much they burn when you put a match to their skin. Atheists burn like flash paper.
Person 1:That guy over there? He must be an Atheist. Did you see the way he just burned up in flames a few seconds ago?
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
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A person who does not believe in god, not related to satanists, muslims, or anyone else christianity hates. Contrary to popular opinion, atheists are not self obsessing narcissists, but are just people who find the idea that by doing certain deeds (going to Church or blowing yourself up) will get you into a magical place where you live in paradise for all eternity
Atheist: "Hey man what's up?"
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....
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People who don't believe in any religion. Some Atheists are just nice people who have just never found a reason to believe in a religion but others are douchebags who just because they don't believe in anything feel it necissarry to make fun or poke holes in your religion.
Atheist: ha you believe that some invisible guy in the sky made the world in 7 days
Cristian: Well you believe a tiny dot in the middle of space exploded and somehow created the universe. WHAT NOW BITCH
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Atheists are people people who think the science and scientists know everything and that the very limited human intelligence is the most powerful thing ever.
Atheists favorite past-time is to mock Christians for their beliefs, because Atheists lack the balls to mock Muslims, proving, that like all bullies, Atheists are cowards at heart.
Atheist. "You're Christian? Hahahaha! Fucking idiot! I spit on you!"
Christian: "That's okay i love you still."
Atheist: "What you're Muslim? Hahahaha! Fucking idio*Gets shot*
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A smart, logical person who has there own opinions and thoughts instead of believing whatever there parents brainwashed them with.
I'm an atheist. I listen to scientific facts because I'm not an idiot and don't believe what is told to me. I have my own opinions.
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