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When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure
I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly
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A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
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Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.
Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”
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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
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Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!
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A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
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When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”