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When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.
Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.
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An upside-down, dizzy goofball.
"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"
A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born
Last night I did some crazy shit
Like what?
I gave birth to a seaman bat
When you're fucking a girl Doggy style and you flash light to distract her and the you say "TO THE BATCAVE." and slam it in her ass.
I am going to Bat cave my girl Tonight.
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The Tuesday following the American holiday Labor Day where it is marked the "official" start of the Halloween. It derives it's name from the Mardi Gras holiday of "Fat Tuesday."
Have you seen all the Halloween stuff they have put out already? I can't wait to buy all of it on Bat Tuesday and celebrate!
hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats
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The Cancer Bats are band of debatable genre (mostly hardcore/ metalcore/ punk) from Toronto, Ontario (Canada) who epitomize the punk lifestyle; living out of their vans, eating cheap food and partying all night every night. They have been together officially since 2004, released their first album in 2006 (Birthing the Giant), and have just released their newest album (Hail Destroyer).
The Cancer Bats consist of:
Liam Cormier- Vocals
Scott Middleton- Guitar
Jaye R. Schwarzer- Bass
Mike Peters- Drums
To date they have featured such artists as Alexisonfire's Wade MacNeil and George Pettit, Rise Against's Tim McIlrath, and Billy Talent's Ben Kowalewicz on their tracks.
They are the peddlers of the "be sweet or die" lifestyle/phrase.
The Cancer Bats are awesome and their shows are rad.
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