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When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.
*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!
The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.
Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"
When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.
Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.
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The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.
Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.
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