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Glenn Beck

A demagogic, hate-mongering Fox news host who attempts to indoctrinate viewers with his pseudo-populistic, crypto-fascist bullshit. He may claim to be the "savior of the American middle class" and the leading force against "liberal, elitist America" yet is, in fact, a corporate-adulating, affluent elitist who, with other right-wing news hosts, attempts to portray practical, necessary measures such as public option health care and the extension of gay rights as Marxist pervasion of our society. In addition, anyone who refuses to listen or capitulate to Glenn Beck's right-wing propaganda is, according to him and his brainwashed teabagging followers, either one of the following epithets: a Marxist, a socialist, a Nazi, and/or fascist (especially when fascism and Nazism are clearly RIGHT-WING ideologies) In addition, Beck is schizophrenic and perenially intoxicated, as shown in such instances as him claiming to have spoken to God and asking the aforementioned deity for support in his so-called crusade against secular "liberal America." Overall, Glenn Beck is idiotic and should be avoided at all times.

Obstinate, indoctrinated teabagger: OBAMA'S A MARXIST!!! NOT ONLY HAS HE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE, BUT HE'S ALSO TRYING TO REPEL THAT DONT' ASK, DON'T TELL LAW! THAT'S DEFINITELY SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE!

Liberal: Where did you get that bullshit from?
Teabagger: Mein Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels...I mean, my favorite tv news host Glenn Beck told me.

Liberal: You're fucking retarded if you listen to Glenn Beck.

by Fox News is bullshit December 15, 2010

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Glenn Beck

A person at the highest level of the autistic spectrum who has an insatiable desire for attention. He usually spouts unintelligible nonsense and conspiracy theories before completely breaking down.

"What's wrong with your son?" "He is Glenn Beck." "Oh I'm sorry."

by Emaybe July 12, 2010

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Glenn Beck

Sadly, Glenn has become a synonym for "What is a Clown?"Born in Mount Vernon, Washington, State, Received the Key to the city in 2009. Needs a real Life, Has hood winked a lot of people, Seems to be anti-semantic. Many have correctly identified him as a person we can ignore.

Glenn Beck recently made at comment about George Soros and the Jewish INTERMENT.

by Barris4u November 13, 2010

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Glenn Beck

Synonymous with the slang term "Smelly Douche Bag."

Jesus Christ again? What a Glenn Beck.

by Pennywise 382 July 13, 2011

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Glenn Beck

The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.

Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.

Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!

by Shareeb4Prez September 24, 2009

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Noah beck

A TikTok star who does absolutely nothing and get tons of likes. He only has followers because girls simp in him. He does dance and shakes his pp around.

Noah beck is hot
Noah beck is famous for nothing

by Riley131 August 1, 2020

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posh and becks

couple famed for suing websites who post comments about them

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

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