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An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!
Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!
A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.
Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.
He is the defender of this shop and therefore not for sale
Can I buy this. No sorry, it’s Bernard
person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up