Tam Bernard

Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!

Tam Bernard is a fake name

Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

Bernard

He is the defender of this shop and therefore not for sale

Can I buy this. No sorry, it’s Bernard

Bernard

a ball of hair

Bernard sits on a wall and his birthday is 4/20

BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .

BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL

bernard

sexiest human alive

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up

Bernard

A Rolled Up Cigarette

Wanna go out for a bernard bruv