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The Blanket you use to masturbate
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
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a blanket a man uses to jack off into
hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket
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a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house
at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.
A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.
Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?
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The time of year, particularly between the late winter and early spring, where temperatures become so cold that students will often bring blankets to school (usually in high school) in an effort to combat the harsh conditions.
Florida's Blanket Season is between mid march to mid February because around that time, many high school students will bring their favorite blankets and even huddle together to prevent shivering .
All my friends are wearing blankets around school; it must be Blanket Season.
When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.
Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.