Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

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Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

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Blanket

The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

Depression: Boo!

Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me

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blanket

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

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Blanket

A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm

I was so comfy in my blanket

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blanket

a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet

damn I love my blanket

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blanketivity

the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.

I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity.

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