belly block

An action taken by rotund men and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit the floor. This is often done with food, but can be done with any item dropped above the abdomen. When performed from a seated position, this maneuver is almost always effective, though it may have unfortunate side-effects (such as getting condiments on clothing).

I was taking my vitamins earlier and dropped one, but I totally belly blocked it onto the table.

That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.

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Artist's Block

Also known as an 'art block', a usually random occurence in which one loses inspiration and motivation to draw. See Writer's Block

Ugh, I'm in an artist's block right now and I don't feel like drawing my comissions =_=

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zip-block

When you try to zip up a jacket and it gets stuck half way through

Tom: You ready to go?
Gerry: Hold up I'm zip-blocked.

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writer's block

A condition that may occur while writing. It causes the person afflicted to be unable to think of what to write next. Typically, the less interesting the topic is to the writer, the higher the severity and chance of occurence.

Some English instructors (different from teachers, who actually teach) will exploit this by having their students write about a topic that hardly anyone cares about. Those who get the most severe cases of writer's block will fail because they couldn't think of anything to write.

A: So I had to write an essay over the importance of having friends with different cultures and whatnot.
B: How'd you do?
A: I got writer's block before I could even begin. And failed.
B: Again?
A: Again.

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Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

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cheek block

When one goes in for a kiss on the lips and is met with a sudden head-jerk motion by the kissee resulting in lip to cheek contact as opposed to the intended lip to lip. Usually used as a signal meaning, "I am not interested."

Whoa! Sorry, Bro, I saw you goin' for the kiss, but that bitch straight up cheek blocked you! She just wasn't feelin' it.

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Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."

I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.

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