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when one is so astonished by anothers smartness or when one's mind is so confused by stupidity, the mind is then blown to smithereens.
person A:dude i think my stentorian graph is broken
person B:what?
Person A:the stentorian graph its broken
person B:dude...
Person A:now ill never be able to beat Einsteins theory of grephoxilacated uriaphromitioritre theory
Person B will not be able to talk anymore because his mind was completely blown
and i cant complete this because my mind is blown also
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When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
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cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert
bought me a old school and blew out the brains
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A supercharged erection of the penis, that makes the testes almost disappear, and veins almost burst on the shaft of the penis.
After waking up from an awesome dream I had full blown bone.
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1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
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When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.
That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.
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