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The Greek breakfast includes a cold frappe coffee,and some ciggaretes..
-Hey,what you had for breakfast today ?
-I only drunk a coffee along some ciggaretes,I had a greek breakfast.
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Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.
“Yo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfast”
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A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish
On some days I just need a Russian breakfast
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Is a traditional breakfast in Lebanon usually consisting Labneh (hard yogurt) with olives and olive juice over it, hummus with mint and olive juice over it or chickpeas or some spices, and salads like tabbouleh or fattoush or regular sour Lebanese salad, pita bread is also available , also some people like to have a cup of tea or arabic coffee , Mankoushi a baked doe similar to a pizza, also white cheese like Bulgarian cheese or Akkawi Chekian cheese , some kebbeh and also fool and chickpea hummus , tomatoes. Traditional Lebanese Breakfast are catagorised under a Mediterranean diet which is one the healthiest diets.
Erin : Bob, What is a traditional breakfast like in Lebanon?
Bob: OMG Honey , you've never tried a Lebanese breakfast it is one of the yummiest and healthiest breakfasts in the world.
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Upon waking up, the immediate consumption of a distasteful alcoholic beverage (I.E. shitty tequila, pbr) followed by a large bong rip. The traditional tron's breakfast is most often accompanied by a short ditty describing the timely consumption of the aforementioned intoxicants.
it's important to have Tron's breakfast every morning to give you energy for work or school
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A humorous slang term for the act of being raped by tentacles. See tentacle porn, hentai.
The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.
Waiter: Our specials this morning include the Spaghetti Breakfast for 8.99.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.
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When you wrap bacon and eggs around your penis and then a girl sucks you off. This is very common in Mongolia and is pleasure for both individuals.
Sloppy breakfasts are high quality and tasty
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