brew doo

A bad case of the morning shits, usually after a long night of drinking beer. Also known to permanently stain porcelain

Jimmy blew up the bathroom with a bad case of the brew doo.

Kono brew

The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.

Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar

Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).

Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.

Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.

Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

steamhouse brew

The act of drinking a VERY cold beer while taking a VERY hot shower.

The secret is to use only bottles and strategic placement when setting said brew down. The small opening and non-water collecting top (like that of a can) allows the beer to be in the shower while taking little to no water in.

Few have found anything better that didn't involve a sex act.

It was kind of a luke warm day, so to even it out, I had a steamhouse brew

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Brew Balls

Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.

"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."

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brew donkey

noun ( pl. -keys)
1) A fresh cold lager or ale.
2) A beer that really hits the spot.
3) Any sort of beer.
4) It's a fucking brew donk

Phrases
1) Yo man pass me a fresh brew donkey!
2) You are drinking my brew donkey Darsh.
3) Hey boys! I just got us a fresh round of brew donks.
4) Dude! This brew donkey is like totally flat.
5) Did someone dip in my brew donkey?
6) I love a nice cold brew donkey, especially after a rough day.
7) Dude your boner almost knocked over my brew donkey!
8) This brew donkey is like totally poo donkey.
9) Hey honky! Lego my brew donkey!
10) After we drink these brew donkeys you wanna hit the half pipe and get totally verticle!

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bathtub brew

Drugs or alcohol made at home in a bathtub or similar vessel.

Consumption of George's potent bathtub brew led to widespread vomiting at the party.

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