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A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.
I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.
For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.
A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"
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The state of being naked; in the buff
After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.
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College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie
Those kids are doing the Naked Mile again
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Shamelessly naked. Similar to butt naked, but without any feeling of guilt or remorse.
Luke chased Kyle across the apartment parking lot bitch naked after Kyle's failed attempt to throw snow on him in the shower.
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Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Naked Grandma
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