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One of the greatest progressive rock bands on the planet.
Members:
Nick Wright - Drums
Alex Clark - Vocals
Alex Everett - Guitar
Ezra Bortner - Bass
You might ask, How did this awesome band start? A legitimate, yet stupid question. An awesome, manly man named Nick Wright (the kind of guy you read about in the Bible) was watching his favorite band, The Mars Volta. When he thought to himself, Wow! We should rock this hard! Into this Godly picture came Alex Clark, who hung out with Nick on a regular basis. They could often be spotted eating hamburgers with A1 steak sauce at the Waffle House together. They both decided that it was time to start something so great and powerful that it made Wrestlemania III look like a crappy sci-fi flick. So Nick found another Alex, but this Alex doesnt sing. This Alex he wailed on his mighty guitar. Shortly afterward, Alex found Ezra, who slapped a bass harder than he slapped his mom. The foursome formed Clash of Kings, probably to become the greatest band of all time.
Some guy: Wow, (insert any band name here) is the greatest band I've ever heard.
Other guy: You have never heard of Clash of Kings have you?
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When two lesbians are arraged where their vaginas are rubbing together.
These two chicks got naked and had a clash of clams on my bed.
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A place where a bunch of nerds play supercell games
Hey wanna go to the clash club,
No
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A rare but highly contagious digitally transmitted disease. It is known to be one of the best birth control methods, as it not only makes the person incapable of impregnating women but is reported to also prevent a man from having sexual intercourse altogether with the opposite gender.
Woman: Let's have seggs!
Man: Bby, first you need to see my Clash of Titans gameplay!
Woman: **Narrowly Escapes**
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The best game ever made. δ½ ηΊδ»ιΊΌθ¦ηΏ»θ―ιεοΌ δ½ζ―ι¨θ½θ‘ηͺειδ½ ηηε½οΌ ε¨δ½ ηε±θ‘δΈ raided your village
Person 1: Damn this game "Clash of clans" is so good
Person 2: yeah bettet than your life
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A person who plays clash royale like a little bitch.
Saul: Hey, I am so good at clash royale, no one can beat me!
Tuco: Yeah because you use a pekka mega knight sparky deck, imagine being so bad you have to use all 3 three of those cards, you suck dick bro.
Saul: yeah you're right, I am a Clash Royale Cunt
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A cringeworthy group of individuals who play Clash Royale and Geometry Dash during lunch break
Oh look, the Clash Royale Crew got us in trouble for leaving their garbage all over the place!
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