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California

1. Most popular state in the USA.
2. Ridiculed and stereotyped by pathetic states who pass themselves off as a great state...yeah right!!
3. Some of the most beautiful scenery and diverse place with great people.
4. Basically makes every other states look like utter shit.
5. Some of the best attractions in the world.
6. Place not ruled by homosexuals, that's only in one part of San Francisco.

Man 1: Hey have you ever been to California?
Man 2: Yeah I have!! It's a great place to live in, you should visit there sometimes.

by Tommyyee June 17, 2008

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California

The best, most beautiful state in the U.S. Has the most to offer out of any state.

California is my home, therefore I'm happy.

by Jason June 21, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


california

A state that is stereotyped for having surfers and girls that ride in "daddy's" converable. However, it IS extremely liberal and blows ass.

I live in oakland, california and I don't know any surfers.

I hate going to Berkeley and San Francisco because they hate 2 kinds of Bush there.

by 51omANiaK June 3, 2004

66๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


california

a screwy state that is a shame to america. many californians have poor oral skills, reflecting their mere stupidity. california especially is known for various childish ethnic gangs, which brawls and drive-bys is a common scene.

No wonder Jimmy is so stupid, he is from California!

by stein September 25, 2003

96๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

The most overrated state in the U.S.
I wish I lived in Michigan.

People insult California because they hear the stereotypes and are secretly jealous. If they would just visit here they would see that it's just lame. No go make fun of Texas and stop wasting my time. California blows.

by cmkrcs1 December 2, 2004

74๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

The best place you will ever find on earth with the coolest people ever. People who live there probably don't know how good they got it, people who do; love it out there, and people who moved out from Cali miss it a whole fucking much & tend to hate the state they currently live in. Mostly down talked by stupid ass people who have never even been there before & they're jelous cuz everyone else loves Cali and wears hollister shirts with the name of our state on it, not theres.

"Don't hate because California shits on Texas"
"Faggot Texas got nothing on California"

by BayGirl June 11, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

A spectacular land filled with an overabundance of clueless, doped out, far Left crybabies who can't seem to get their financial shit together.
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."

"I'll go to California again when the dipshits leave."
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"

by IsTheHeatOn? March 16, 2009

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