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A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable
Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot
When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.
"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"
"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"
"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.
It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.
A sexual move where you hide a carrot in a room and you proceed to have sexual intercorse(preferably from behind)in that room you will sneakily take the carrot and shove it in the anus of your sexual partner and then take off running
Tyler- I pulled the horny carrot on that sexy girl the other day
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an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.
Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com
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Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
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South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.
Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."
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