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Something that doesn’t exist, is a mere figment of your imagination. Some people even go as far as to claim they own cats, when in reality, this is not possible as cats do not exist.
“Lmao wouldn’t it be bizzare if cats like... existed?”
“Shut up dad I hope you and mom divorce.”
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a cat is so much better than a dog
: they sleep a lot
: don't need a lot of food
: there cuddly
: they stay tiny forever
: everybody agree's that www.icanhazcheezburger.com iz soo much better than www.icanhazhotdog.com
: they don't bark
: there smart
: dog's drool, cats don't
: you don't need to take a cat for a walk
: dogs like there butt then lick your face, cat's don't
: cats are more elegant
: cats don't break orniments when they jump up
: cats clean themselfs
: cats don't wreck your house
: you can leave a cat alone for hours without it getting needy
: cats lie on your feet at night without breaking your bones
: cats make you laugh
: cats breath doesn't stink!
: you don't need to groom a cat as much
: they are the uk's most popular pet
: dogs dig holes
: dogs attack children and cats don't
: cats use a litter box, dogs drag you outside
: cat's always land on there feet
: no one has a ''beware of the cat sign''
: garfield beats odie all the time
: cats are independant
: you don't need a ''cat sitter''
: cats don't need a haircut (at least shorthaired)
: cats are more relaxed
: cats aren't as demanding
: cats don't eat there food too fast
: according to the american humane society cats reduce your blood pressure
: when you are lonley or upset they come up to you and give you a hug
: most bad guys are portrayed as having big fluffy white cats :)
: scooby doo sucks!
thats about all the reasons i can think of (right now at least)
smart cat = (slaps dog)
dog= (bewildered look on face) woof
smart cat = haha stupid dog, you are to silly to learn english
cats 1 dogs 0
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In automotive terms, cat is short for Catalytic Converter - a device to break down the harmful emmisions released into the atmosphere by a car's engine.
Some people hollow out their cats(sometimes referred to as "gutting") or remove them altogether to improve performance, despite the fact that it is illegal in many (but not all) countries.
I gutted my cat yesterday.
My cat's got a rattle in it.
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To desire a drug, usually after a night on it, or on a comedown. - Strong colloquialism.
Mate, ever since last night i've been catting for coke.
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1. Many felines.
2. The villain in the video game Zero Wing.
1. I hate cats!
2. Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
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shut down, rejected, a loser, a nobody, michelle
we went to the club and that b*tch michelle was catted
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They tried to look cute with there belly on top, trying to make you rub its belly, but in reality, they were seeking their
victim before it turns into a killing machine!!
Don't even think about rubbing the cat's belly. It'll kill you! ( Cats R evil )
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