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To put an ejacualted cock in and around the clitoris; thus making it a clitorial fuck.
Joe: Dude, heard you got some last night
Bryce: Hell yeah, I clitorial fucked that bitch all night
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A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.
After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!
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When a male takes so many steroids their penis becomes the size of a clitoris
“babe get off the ‘roids your penis is becoming a steroid clitoris”
An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!
Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.
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The female equivalent of blue balls. What happens when a female does not reach orgasm during sex.
Girl:OMG are you done?!
Guy: Yeah, wasn't that great?!
Girl: Yeah, so great i just got orange clitoris!
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afraid of that anatomy the aptly named pleasure spot
for women
the poor fella was squeamish even entertaining the thought of having to taste her clit his immediate reaction was clitoris-phobia
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She had to start using her mouth because she has a herniated clitoris