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A clitoris tutorial given by your swamp buffalo momma that taught me how to make her squirt.
"Did you try "clitorial 4: party tricks", postman Steve? That hobag fills a champange glass. It's retarded."
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1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
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A females top pleasure spot, unfortunately most men can’t seem to find the area
Me: babe rub the clitoris I’ll finish faster!
Him: the what??? Where is it?!
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Bliss, The center of pleasure
John: Aw man whats on your face?
Ted: I was messing with her clitoris and...yea....
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a fuckin awesome little piece of skin and nerve endings which, apparently when licked , will make a chick love you for ever (or at least say that)
clit, cliturus, clitiris, clitorus, etc...
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Not. A. Hole.
The clitoris is a nub above the vagina, NOT a hole.
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a greek island found south of the mountains but just north of the deep valley
come visit clitoris.. the most pleasent of the islands
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