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noun - plural. very big lips. (i.e. ones good for blowing on a hot bowl to cool it.)
Did you see the soup coolers on that chick? Must be Botox or something.
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a very good shot containing:
pineapple juice
midori
absolute mandarin
in equal parts shaken with ice
who wants to do ecto coolers?
Tastes just like the juice boxes.
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a punk who wears his hat backwards.
Diego is a teen cooler because he wears his hat backwards.
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Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.
With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.
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When you put ice up a women's vagina. Then when it turns into water you drink it through a bendy straw....or your mouth
We are heading to the freezer so I can get ice to use her as a water cooler
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(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."
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SO COOOOLLLLLLLL GODDDDDDDDDD SO COOLLL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
girl 1: "hey, is that cristobal cooler"
girl 2: "yeah, i think it is. god, he's so hot! he needs to fuck the shit out of me"
girl 1: "girl sameeee teeehehehehehehehehehehe"
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