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Jayden crisp is so good at sliding his cock into you, he was sent from god to pound us with his stick
Horny Jayden crisp
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performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position
also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on
cookie crisping it all night long.
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adj.- "Having a sleak/slender appearance while simultaneously looking very neat or proper". The word carries a very fashion forward context and also implies an undeniable sexiness.
Person 1: "Did you see Ryan Seacrest's suit on American Idol last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was lookin' slim crisp!"
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Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form
The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!
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When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it
I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious
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A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
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The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.
We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.
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