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This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)
“A haircut reserved for assholes.”
A fighting organization put together by E-town Pakis, which involves mixed martial arts or MMA rules inteded to settel beefs, or recreational fun which is kept under ground originated in the heart of e-town
Random nigger: Yo nigga u stepped on my shoe
Avi: Oh sorry about that
Random nigger: You better be punk before i kick you ass
Avi: Alight Friday night Crown Fc Rules
Random nigger: nigga what?
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When your partner styles their hair to resemble a crown (or bowl) and the man pulls out just before ejaculation and deposits his load on the head; inside the crown shaped hair.
My boyfriend noticed my bowl shaped hair style and decided to give me a crown chowder instead of ejaculating on my face.
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The main character of the movie The Thomas Crown Affair. Thomas Crown sends four men out to Boston Massachussets to pull off a bank robbery so successful that the FBI fails to catch the badguys.
Thomas Crown is the Harvard university or Ivy League version of Don Corleone.
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Hairstyle worn by Black females, usually short on the sides and piled high at the top, often in outrageous styles.
Shaniqua got a new Ghetto Crown this week.
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Meant to sound like "Crown Vic," a Crown Dick is a Ford Crown Victoria or person driving a Ford Crown Victoria that is intentionally "tripped out" to look as if it were a police car, with trappings such as large whip antennas, dark tinted glass, plain black steel rims with chrome hubs or baseball caps near the back window to cover supposed concealed red and blue flashers. The "dick" refers to the type of person who might get some kind of rush or false sense of authority or power by coming just shy of posing to be a law enforcement officer and by instilling fear in others who may mistake the car for a police car.
Person 1: Slow down, dude, there's a plain wrapper behind us. Person 2: Chill dude, that's just a Crown Dick poser.
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The act of which a man is given head then jizzes on his penis head later rubbing it in her hair thus givening her a snowy crown
as i sat down i looked at jen and said "damn id love to give her a snow crown"
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