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Someone so unskilled, they can break a blender just by touching it!
'You're such a Dave!'
'Don't be a Dave!!'
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Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand
Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.
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When you have to re-interview for your own job and you lose your job.
Wow man I totally daved that interview!
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Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af
Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him
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A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s
Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!
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An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.
Why does every name on Urban Dictionary have their top definition be made by a Dave?
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When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.
Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.
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