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chinese democracy

The name of a very bad album

Man everything that JLS do is very chinese democracy.

All chavs listen to is Crappy Chinese Democracy

by Mr. Grape February 13, 2010

32πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Representative Democracy

A joke that involves freedoms and "choice". In reality you have no power, it allows gerrymandering, if the two conspires (Republican+Democrat, due to first pass the post, shit system BTW), you have no choice in reality.

Representative Democracy is a great and funny joke.

by Click Here! December 6, 2017

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


DEMOCRACY/DEMOCRATS!

THE BEST, THE TOUGHEST, AND THE OVER EMPOWERMENT OF THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS/REPUBLICAN POLITICAL PARTY!

THE BEST PLUS THE TOUGHEST EQUALS DEMOCRACY/DEMOCRATS!

by THETRUEPROUDDEMOCRAT! November 11, 2020

18πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


chinese democracy

an album by Axl Rose and a bunch of hired goons that he has been working on for the better part of a decade. it may or may not see the light of day.

Knowing Axl, I'll probably be dead before Chinese Democracy comes out.

by acb March 18, 2006

69πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Social democracy

Not to get confused with democratic Socialism

Social democracy, An ideology that belives in higher wages for the workers, higher pay, more welfare schemes while keeping the buogoise

It also means achieving socilaism throught democratic means slowly unlike Marxists who want revolution

Bernie Sanders belives in a social democracy

Social democracy is better than revolution

by Moose in Canada December 23, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Estrogen Democracy

Steps taken by a woman to resolve First World Problems, often related to personal appearance. A private decision, it must be made public and taken to a majority vote by her friends, via social media.

Example: Mary wants to change her hair from blonde to brunette. She posts her intentions via Facebook status and anxiously awaits the results of estrogen democracy.

Her friend Nancy and Aunt Flo quickly vote YES... but only for the 'Chestnut-Auburn-Cape Cod-Brown' seen in seasons 18-27 of Sex and The City as Carrie goes through her "independently sexual" phase.

But an overnight vote of Jill, Jane, and Mary's gay friend Chad from Bally's are an emphatic 'NO'. They all cite Mary's skin tone and eyebrow shade in the northern hemisphere between the hours of 1 to 3 pm.

Two for 'YES. Three for 'NO'. Mary buys ice cream and a pulsating shower head.

by oiwbTEG8 January 5, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Russian Democracy

Giving a group of people the impression they are part of the decision making process when they really have no say at all.

Joe: β€œDid you fill out that survey at the office about what kind of new furniture we wanted?”

Matt: β€œYeah, I’m pretty sure no one said they wanted this open floor plan.”
Joe: β€œRight, Russian Democracy man.”

by GigiBB November 18, 2018

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